Then it was time to say hello to the New Year!! Without much idea of what to do or where to go or who with this New Year, we managed to attach ourselves to a party that our flatmate knew about. It was a fancy hat affair at a pub in Angel, and although many people were too cool to where a hat, we certainly weren’t!!! We actually had the best hats at the party, everybody thought so, well, we did anyway. See my instructional notes on how to construct the best New Years party hat!
How to construct the best New Years Eve party hat…ever!
Step 1: Look up a pattern for making a newspaper hat on the Internet
Step 2: Go down to the corner shop and buy the sleaziest tabloid paper available.
Step 3: Search through the paper for all the pages that have big half-page colour photos of girls with big boobs dressed in their underwear or bikini’s.
Step 4: Use the pattern from the Internet to fold the be-boobed paper into a hat (ensuring that maximum boob and ass is visible)
Step 5: Be proud of your hat and point out regularly to people you have never met before that your hat has boobs on it!
New Years was great, not only because of our hats and the fact that Jo’s brother was in
2 comments:
Hey Jer, did you leg it home quickly enough to avoid making the curb quiche this time? (That still gives me the giggles)
Speak soon,
uni Dan
Ha Ha, very funny... and yes just so that you know i made it home fine and didn't really even have a hang-over... weird! plus there were no 45 minute dodgy bus trips to inspire the creation of street front french pastry!
Jeremy
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